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10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong [Sep. 20th, 2025|06:00 pm]
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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans have always reject unnatural things like eye glasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, just like the way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People might even want to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour "just-for-fun" marriage would be destroyed!

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more orphaned children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
I set the date in the future so that this will always be at the top of the page.
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[User Picture]From: queenofinsanity
2005-09-30 03:53 am (UTC)
Damn straight.
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[User Picture]From: queenofinsanity
2005-09-30 03:53 am (UTC)
On a note, I did NOT intend that to be the pun that it ended up being. Excuse me, I'm sorry.
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[User Picture]From: crystalic_chick
2005-09-30 04:36 pm (UTC)
LOL, oh Jessica. You amuse me
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[User Picture]From: dazed_adam
2005-09-30 06:49 pm (UTC)
When at first I read the title, my eye's somewhat buldged in shock thinking "I didn't Crystal was the homophobic type!?!?!" But then I was quickly relieved -- comicly so! Those all have quite some truth to them.
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[User Picture]From: crystalic_chick
2005-09-30 06:58 pm (UTC)
LOL, no, I'm not homophobic. I like that list because the things on the list are so true an open people's eyes to how hypocritical being homophobic can be.
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[User Picture]From: cannedlizard
2005-09-30 10:41 pm (UTC)
Heh, nice.
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[User Picture]From: sanjaseed
2005-10-02 05:41 am (UTC)
okay when I was first reading that, I thought it was jessie yellie's post!
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[User Picture]From: blackice59
2005-10-09 05:30 am (UTC)

hello

i stumbled upon your page and when i first read the title, i rolled my eyes. but i had to see what you were going to say. i love it! it's hilarious! where did you get it from? or did you make it up? i am going to put it up on my lj, saying i got it from you. hope you don't mind!
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[User Picture]From: crystalic_chick
2005-10-09 02:35 pm (UTC)

Re: hello

LOL. I got it from someone else's LJ. Sure, go ahead. I'm glad you like it. It's funny because it's true.
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[User Picture]From: numalicious12
2005-12-04 04:39 pm (UTC)

ohmagod

lOl that is hecka funny! i love it

.x3.

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